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Monkeys

Sorry, Michigan, this isn't about your buddies.

Does anybody know what kind of monkey this is?

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I just had a woman neighbor give me the evil-eye and scold me. I was heading out for the first of my two daily walks, and her son ran up to me and wanted to show me his "animal cards" (what the fvck happened to baseball cards)? He's usually very social with me, so it didn't surprise me. On the front of each card is a picture of an animal while the back gives interesting facts about the animal. He proceeded to go through the first two cards and tell me everything he knew about the animal.

But then this animal popped up as the third card, and I wanted to show the little know-it-all that I am pretty smart, too. So I exclaimed "I know that one! It's a monkey!"

Nope.

He corrected me and told me the name of it: It's a "macaque." The first time he said it, I said "excuse me?" So he said "macaque" again. So out of politeness, not knowing if his mother allows him to talk like that, I said "yeah, what about your cock, kid?" At that point, his mother (who was seated about 10 yards away), jumped up from her chair and sternly told him to get in the garage. She then told me I should be ashamed of myself. I looked at her perplexed and explained that I wasn't the one who was teaching her kid that word. I told her that I hope her daughter doesn't approach me with an animal card of a baby kitten on it, as I now know what type of language she is teaching her kids. Can't wait until I see her husband.

So I skipped my walk to go home and see if what the kid was saying was accurate, and sure enough, it was:

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Nothing else in the World to worry about....

U.S. Department of State-YouTube Global Music Partnership




https://www.state.gov/secretary-bli...nt-of-state-youtube-global-music-partnership/


"Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken will deliver remarks to launch the U.S. Department of State-YouTube Global Music Partnership, as part of the Global Music Diplomacy Initiative, at 4:30 p.m. ET on Monday, June 24, at the Department of State. His remarks will outline the global scope of the Department’s partnership with YouTube to further the United States’ elevated commitment to use music to promote peace and democracy, as well as announce a new roster of U.S. Global Music Ambassadors."




I can't wait till Jan '25..
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Left wing fact checker admits Trump never called Charlottesville neo-Nazis ‘very fine people’ in blow to Pedo-Joe

It's strange how Trump hating sources are coming clean, just before the election. I wonder what gives.

The left-leaning fact checking website Snopes acknowledged Saturday that former President Trump never called neo-Nazis "very fine people" during his press conference following the Charlottesville "Unite the Right" rally in 2017.

Critics of Trump have claimed for years that he equated neo-Nazis with counterprotesters following the event. Pedo-Joe was chief among those critics, citing the supposed incident as a main reason for launching his 2020 campaign.

"While Trump did say that there were ‘very fine people on both sides,’ he also specifically noted that he was not talking about neo-Nazis and white supremacists and said they should be 'condemned totally.' Therefore, we have rated this claim 'False,'" Snopes wrote.

The Snopes fact check now aligns with years of arguments from Trump's camp, who long stated, backed by transcript and video, that his comments were taken out of context. The fact-checker notes that the false claim about Trump's comments "spread like wildfire" on the left, eventually being cited as a cornerstone of Pedo-Joe's election campaign.

When Pedo-Joe released his 2020 campaign announcement video, the first words he said in it were "Charlottesville, Virginia."

"The President of the United States assigned a moral equivalence between those spreading hate and those with the courage to stand against it," Pedo-Joe claimed in the video. "And in that moment, I knew the threat to this nation was unlike any I’d ever seen in my lifetime."

Snopes' ruling removes key ammunition from Pedo-Joe's arsenal just days before he and Trump are scheduled to meet in their first debate this week.

The pair will clash in Atlanta in a televised debate hosted by CNN on Thursday.

Pedo-Joe has secluded himself at Camp David for the weekend to prepare for the debate. Meanwhile, Trump is staying on the campaign trail before heading to Atlanta later this week.

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Reminder

Two weeks from today, the season debut of The Bachelorette will be on. Adjust your schedules accordingly.

A hint for you old, fat, and/or unattractive guys: The show will have a lot of young, attractive guys with their shirts off making out with a hot woman. If you make your wife watch it with you, she will be as horny as she was when she went to her high school's senior prom as a sophomore and had a train ran on her. You have a very good chance at getting laid after the show ends . . . just don't talk during the sex and don't make her open her eyes, so she can pretend that you're one of the guys from the show.

I feel like Indiana Jones

I was outside today doing yard work when the string trimmer uncovered the edge of a large block along my stream. I got out a shovel, rake, and a trowel and started uncovering what eventually became a rock wall.

I vaguely remember building something there decades ago, but I guess floods and debris had covered it. Easy to see how abandoned cities can disappear over the course of hundreds of years.

Shithole State Passes Absurd Law

Louisiana just passed legislation requiring all public school classrooms to have a poster (including specific minimum sizes) of The Ten Commandments. Besides being shocked that adults and politicians think this is appropriate and right for public schools, the absurdity that they think this will stand up to challenges on it is just as shocking. Nice waste of money and time for one of the poorest states in the country.
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Outspoken California McDonald's franchisee becomes latest victim of 'gut-wrenching' closures

Those Democrat polices & wage hikes continue to work out well in California

"The analysis additionally showed that restaurant foot traffic dropped dramatically after the wage hike was enacted."

"I realize that my customers' appetite for higher prices is not unlimited. So, when I take price to relieve margin pressure, it has to be done thoughtfully and with a plan. Charging $10 for an Egg McMuffin or $20 for a Big Mac, for me, is a nonstarter,"

Baseball

The change of baseball from being good hitters to only focusing on home runs is awful.

15 years ago, there were 42 players who finished with a batting average of at least .300. Any guess how many are hitting at least .300 this year?





10.

10 fvcking players in all of the Big Leagues are hitting at least .300. That's horrendous. I've noticed a slight change in swings away from the big loopy, home run (but high strikeout) swings, but the average thing is still terrible.

CeCé Telfer, transgender athlete who won NCAA title, vows to 'take all the records' in indoor competitions

It's sickening to see what Pedo-Joe and Democrats are doing to women’s sports

Democrats, their policies and their bleaters are destroying our country

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Baseball NIL

Baseball signee Cooper Hinson just was named 1st team all-state as an outfielder in Florida. He also just signed an NIL deal with Baseball Lifestyle (www.BL101.com), and he has a pretty cute girlfriend. Due to those accomplishments, we will ignore that he has thousands of fake social media followers.

It's good that Marshall athletes are getting some NIL love. It's bad that it appears they are doing it themselves without Marshall help.

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The Gift that Keeps on Giving

Make a donation, then post about it on social media to tell everybody about how generous you are.

Will somebody please get this guy a publicist?

This isn't the case of a wealthy guy talking about his donation to his fellow wealthy friends trying to get them to donate. This isn't the case of a wealthy guy catching shit on a message board and then have to correct them about his generosity. This is a university president, who everybody knows is wealthy, posting on his social media that he just donated money.

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