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Herd vs Hokies....by the stats

Since @jeremycriss is slacking this season, I guess I'll do it. 😁

It may not be as good as his, but here's a look at some of the important stat rankings for each team.

The Herd's #46 Passing Offense (264.5ypg) will face the Hokies' #4 Pass Defense (129.3 ypg)
The Hokies' #66 Passing Offense (241.3 ypg) will face The Herd's #14 Pass Defense (158.5 ypg)

The Herd's #86 Rush Offense (138.0 ypg) will face the Hokie's #124 Rush Defense (212.0 ypg)
The Hokie's #123 Rush Offense (83.0 ypg) will face The Herd's #69 Rush Defense (126.0 ypg)

The Herd is #124 on 3rd Down (.280) while the Hokies are #109 on 3rd Down Defense (.467)
The Hokies are t-#107 on 3rd down (.349) while The Herd is #11 on 3rd Down Defense (.273)

The Herd is #123 on 1st Down while the Hokies are t-#59 on 1st Down Defense
The Hokies are t-#100 on 1st down while The Herd is #1 on 1st Down Defense

The Herd is t-#126 in the RZ (.625) while the Hokies are t-#109 in RZ Defense (1.000)
The Hokies are t-#110 in the RZ (.714) while The Herd is t-#58 in RZ Defense (.800)

I’d Like to Acknowledge . . .

. . . that it didn’t matter if I was 17, 22, 27, 32, 37, or 44. I have always been an extremely good-looking mother fvcker with get-the-attention-of-the-entire-room sex appeal. And this is with my shirt on. It’s even more irresistible when it comes off. It’s as much of a curse as it is a blessing.

I remember what the mothers of the friends of my high school girlfriend would say to her about me . . . and how those mothers would look at me when they would see me around.

It’s amazing that my female teachers and professors would even concentrate enough to lead a class with me in it.

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The last picture, I posted on an Instagram story when I was in Tokyo. My inbox blew up from hot 20 and 30 year olds. The number of heart emoticons I received from it slowed my phone down for the next eight hours.

If reincarnation is real, I hope you ugly mother fvckers get to come back and experience a day or two of what this is like. Walking through airports, I accidentally lock eyes with somebody, and they’re staring at me giving me “come fvck me” eyes. When people travel with me, they routinely say “wow, what was that about” when they notice it. I have to play dumb and act like it doesn’t happen constantly.

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Who is better looking? Brad Smith or rifle?

Who is better looking? Brad or rifle. We know Brad has far more dollars.

  • Brad is better looking

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • rifle is better looking

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Both are ugly as home-made sin.

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • Brad has a face built for radio but better hair.

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • rifle slightly better looking but doesn't have Brad's hair.

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Brad dresses better

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • rifle is secure enough to wear a romper . Brad is not.

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • Brad can also bench press a bike.

    Votes: 1 7.1%

Let's vote.

Damned thing is spying on me

Not too long ago, I changed out my old thermostat for an ultra modern unit that automatically controls all heating and cooling functions. You can set the unit to your schedule and even control it from your phone.

Not long after I installed the unit, I started getting monthly email energy usage reports from Honeywell. Nice graphic illustrations on how many hours of heating and cooling I was using.

Recently, I started wondering how Honeywell knew my energy usage. Then it dawned on me that my thermostat was sending them reports over the Wi-Fi connection. I’m not entirely happy with that.

Zelenskyy's 60 Minute Interview (He's Full of Crap)

I strongly recommend people watch his recent 60 Minutes interview. He's barely attempting to hide the fact he's lying about his orders to strike targets inside Russia (watch the interview.) He contradicts himself in following answers.

He's in NY begging for even more money. If you listen to that interview, there's zero indication of a realistic outcome to end the conflict.

STRIPE THE JOAN FOR VT!!!!!

  • Sept. 23 vs. Virginia Tech – "We Are … Striping The Joan!"

  • - Marshall welcomes a Power Five opponent to Huntington as ACC foe Virginia Tech comes to Joan C. Edwards Stadium with the Herd looking to knock off a Power Five opponent for the second straight season! This game will serve as Family Weekend for Marshall University and the day will start with inspirational talent Marlana VanHoose singing the National Anthem.

The Ticket Office

Sorry .. nothing to do with football with this post. My husband has called the ticket office at Marshall several times in an attempt to speak with someone .. literally anyone .. about purchasing season tickets for the women’s basketball team. Per my husband, no one answers the phone or there is a recorded message saying staff is assisting other callers, leave a message and they’ll call us back. This has not been the case. There have been no calls from the ticket office .. just wondering if anyone else is experiencing this.
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Coker Biden's texts, emails contradict lawyer's claim that he 'did not share' money from businesses with dad

So much evidence. On video, emails and texts. Pedo-Joe even bragging about it. Democrats keep shouting from the treetops "Nothing to see here!", yet they were all in on the Russia Hoax, where there was factually no evidence whatsoever. Their bleaters bleat.

Democrats, their policies and their bleaters are destroying our country

LINK: Biden revealed in a 2019 text that his dad made him fork over half his salary

EXCERPT: "I can tell you that Coker did not share his business with his dad," Lowell said during a recent CNN interview. "I can tell you that he did not share money from his businesses with his dad. And as the evidence out there, his dad, like all good parents, tried to help Coker when Coker needed that help."


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Cheering illegal foreign nationals on train bound for US — but that’s not the worst part

This is what Pedo-Joe and his side-kick, Mayorkas call a "closed and secure border?"

Pedo-Joe is fighting AGAINST our Constitution, which he took an oath to secure our borders. The dumbass is doing the opposite.

Democrats, their policies and their bleaters are destroying our country

LINK: Illegal foreign nationals heard cheering as train rode toward US southern border

A FerroMex train out of Zacatecas, Mexico and heading toward the U.S. southern border was packed with migrants who could be heard cheering while hanging off the sides of the cars, video shows.

The train was captured on video on Sunday, despite the U.S. sending a stern message to migrants: "do not come."

Border patrols along the southern border have been facing overwhelming numbers of illegal crossings.

For instance, Ajo, Arizona, saw 2,000 illegal crossings a day for several straight days last week, forcing agents to resort to street releases because shelters are packed. The migrants include people from Africa.

Last month, there were well over 20,000 migrants in Border Patrol custody, according to a U.S. Customs and Border Protection source, in the Rio Grande Valley sector in Texas.

Caravans heading toward the southern border included families with infants and children, along with unaccompanied minors.

Of the families that were stopped along the Rio Grande Valley, many were released with future court dates.

The Pedo administration is considering forcing migrants who cross into the U.S. to illegally remain in Texas while they wait out their asylum screening.

Officials with the administration have cited the plan as a way to curb the flow of illegal immigrants at the southern border. The plan would also include the implementation of ankle bracelets to track their location, for migrants who are actually caught. But the administration sued Texas to force it to remove a barrier the state floated in the Rio Grande in an effort to curb the historic level of illegal migration. The Pedo administration also sued Arizona for building a barrier out of shipping containers on its border with Mexico.

The migrants would undergo an asylum screening to determine whether they can remain in the U.S. Officials have discussed working with local groups to provide housing for the migrants.

Since May, DHS has removed or returned over 200,000 people, the agency said.

"DHS continuously holds policy and operational discussions on how to leverage our authorities to ensure a fair, humane, and effective immigration process that efficiently removes those without a lawful basis to stay in the country," the DHS statement said.

Texas has been operating a busing program to transport migrants to "sanctuary cities" like New York, Chicago, Philadelphia and Los Angeles to provide relief to border towns.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott argues that Texas cities have carried the weight of illegal immigration and "sanctuary cities" need to share that burden.

"Texas has bused over 35,000 migrants to self-declared sanctuary cities," he wrote earlier this month on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter. "Over 11,300 to D.C., over 13,300 to NYC, over 6,700 to Chicago, over 2,600 to Philadelphia, over 1,000 to Denver, over 480 to LA."

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