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Tesla Trucks

If you have one, you have awful taste.

A neighbor bought one a few weeks ago. He is a nice guy, but I am a bit anti-social, so I avoid him like all of us do with reading '88's posts. But he caught me today as I walked by his house. His Tesla truck was in his driveway, and he couldn't wait to show it to me. I saw things that I didn't care about. He wanted me to throw a baseball at the driver's window, which I didn't do, because who the fvck walks around with a baseball? So he went in his garage and came out with a golf ball. He wanted me to throw it at the window. I refused. Sure, a big part of me wanted to throw it as hard as I can and watch that fvcker shatter, but I told him I was too banged up from my accident.

He boasted about how fast it is (2.6, 0-60; outruns a Porsche 911 even while it is towing a 911).

But it's fvcking ugly. It makes everybody look at you. Everybody already looks at me and/or wants to take pictures with me. Why would I want more attention? Don't get one. Don't be that guy.

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Raining outside in lower central PA

Ate some wings and drank a couple THAs and now sitting under the front porch roof in a lumberjack shirt, shorts, listening to 3 dog night, and drinking some new beers.

But, this isn't about me; rather, the city paved my street yesterday, making it more readily available for guys that like to go on runs in their underwear. Two hours in, and I've been fortunate enough to not witness the 10K carrot top trot.

I did have the old lady come up to me this morning, telling me all about how the next door dude always kisses his beautiful wife goodbye every day, asking me why I never do that. I told her I don't know her, but will stop by her house on Monday and introduce myself and give her a deep tongued smooch.
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