I am mid-flight to Raleigh, first-class of course, because ya' know, wealthy. There is a house that isn't on the market for regular people but is for people like me, because ya' know, rich. It has an elevator in it. For all of you who have elevators in your primary, secondary, or third or fourth residences, how often do you need it serviced? Do you get fat from using it instead of taking the stairs? Do you ever put your wife in there and pretend that you are Willis banging Kimberly before Mr. Drummond gets home? Anything else I should consider?