Pray Harder
- Thread starter C.K. Ocsevol-Evad
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What about a cremated body? I think I'll use cremation as my work around.
never thought about that, but interesting question.
i've recently told my wife and kids i want cremated with 1/2 of me spread on the farm around our house and the other 1/2 spread on the farm around my parents house. figured a bit of cow shit and some ashes might grow some nice mushrooms.
but, the above now makes me wonder . . . will my lower body have to reformulate and have to go pick my upper body up? that be some pretty trippin' shit to see for those fvckers eating the shrooms.
I've wondered about this as well, and have asked the dummies that think we will become actual zombies. I have been told we are either SOL,, or God instapoofs a new body for us.
I am going to have my ashes thrown into the breeze from off Bear Rocks up Sods. Frankly I wouldn't care if someone just dumped my body there and let the critters eat me, but since that is apparently against the law I will be doing the next best thing.
i told the wife i wanted cremated and she had to hold a hand full of my ashes and blow them, professing to all in attendance she was blowing me one last time.
May I suggest donating your bodies for medical/science? You'll end up helping save lives in the future. It's the ethical thing to do for those of you not wrapped up in this fairy tale, super hero god shit.
Some lucky bastard would get my organ.
i'm not against that at all. maybe the better alternative. i want the cheapest way out for my wife and kids. no funeral. funeral homes are fvckin' ripoff. have two friends that each own one and love them to death (pun intended), but screw that.
get rid of my body the cheapest way possible, take the savings and go on an extravagant vacation, treat the kids with something cool, or the wife could buy her boyfriend something nice. anything but wasting $15 grand on planting my dead ass in the ground.
Well, if I happen to hook up with her, while you're inside the house on your death bed, we'll just roll you in a blanket, and feed you to the hogs. You ever see hogs eat remains? They'd tear your shit up.
He's already got one, plus a crabbing boat, several four-wheelers, guns, ammo. I'm all set.
Edit: And a pickup truck.
haha. nah, you'll still have to deal with them. just place a call into the chemist, he'll take care of that for you.
@HerdChemist89
The body is merely the vessel for the soul. One can be formed from the dust of the ground or breathed from the lips of the Creator any time He chooses.
Why would belief in God preclude one from donating their body? I am a Christian and would have zero issue donating my body for science.
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The Angels in Heaven who never fought against God
And the Demons who sins in Heaven was so great, God never allowed them to be people of this earth.
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What the hell would anyone want with that pickled liver of yours?
Starting with the assumption that there is an all-powerful God that can bring people back to life to begin with, I don't really see it being a problem for him to reconstitute said body from ashes, a science lab, or wherever it ends up.
Listen to what you are fvcking saying? How can anyone believe this utter horseshit? This whole religion thing is so comically fvcking bad that we all deserve to die for being so god damned stupid.
I hope civilization lives for a few hundred years more so that people can look back and laugh at how many of us were completely ****ing kooky.
As strange as his understanding is to me in this subject, he understands more than you do.
Who do you think uses those cadavers at the medical school? Med students, perhaps? What do med students become? Doctors perhaps? What do doctors do? Save lives perhaps?
God damn. Your miserable attempts to try and nitpick any mistake of mine makes you look like a bigger imbecile than fever and Gary’S weeney put together.
At the rate that civilization keeps removing God from it's influence you won't have to worry about that. It must irk you to know that one of the three pillars of Western Civilization is the Christian faith. Let me ask you a question, do you bow your head and pray with the families of kids you're recruiting when you visit them?
That’s been a fear tactic used by humans for hundreds upon hundreds of years. Yet, no god has shown up.
The arrogance you have to think your fantasy-land god is any more real than the numerous other fantasy-land gods is only due to where you were raised. Your belief in a god, that particular god, is rooted ONLY in where you happened to be born.
Geographic location is the reason for your belief, nothing more.
I don’t eat other people’s cooking, outside of restaurants, so I don’t have meals during visits.
But during officially visit weekends, I don’t take part in any prayer. I don’t bow my head, don’t hold hands, etc. The same holds true for prayers at team meal functions but and pre-game prayers (though I’m usually already up in the box at that point). I don’t stand with the rest of the team/coaches to hold hands, bow your head, and pray. I also leave the room when they have any type of chapel service on the road.
Yes, He has, multiple times. The fact that you didn't personally witness them is not proof that it didn't happen.
Both of these are utter garbage. The fastest growing population of Christians are in China and Africa. Your assertion is invalidated.
you said, Geographic location is the reason for your belief, nothing more. Please explain what you mean by that. I know plenty of people from countries like India or China or Nigeria for example. They are Christians. I know a guy here in town who considers himself to be a Buddhist. He grew up in Ohio.
I read that in Jesse Pinkman's voice.
I was just clearing up your overly broad misleading assertion of “donating to science to save lives”. You really want to “save a life”???.... Donate your organs and/or tissue. You want to be dissected and thrown away like garbage when they are done picking at your carcass ....go the formaldehyde “pickled” route.
