A scientologist, Catholic, and a Mormon

[i am herdman]

A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are talking about their families.​

The Scientologist jokes, "I've got 4 kids. One more and I'll have a basketball team!" The Catholic joins in and says, "Well I've got 10 kids, and one more I'll have a football team!". The Mormon speaks up and deadpans. "I've got 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

 

[big_country90]

Cause 18 holes…

 

[wvkeeper(HN)]

Thanks for that explanation for EG.

 

[extragreen]

What colors do you idiots see when when you go on your stupid trips? Whatever they are, they must be addictive.

 

[ThunderCat98]

A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are talking about their families.​

The Scientologist jokes, "I've got 4 kids. One more and I'll have a basketball team!" The Catholic joins in and says, "Well I've got 10 kids, and one more I'll have a football team!". The Mormon speaks up and deadpans. "I've got 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

What colors do you idiots see when when you go on your stupid trips?

What colors did you see on your mescaline trips?

 

[herdfan06]

What colors do you idiots see when when you go on your stupid trips? Whatever they are, they must be addictive.

Do you not see their true colors shining through.

 

[extragreen]

What colors did you see on your mescaline trips?

I quit those almost 45 years ago. The conservative stupid trips are forever. You're still seeing some colors yourself.

 

[extragreen]

Do you not see their true colors shining through.

I sure do. That's the reason I call them lying idiot trumptards.

 

[herdfan06]

I sure do. That's the reason I call them lying idiot trumptards.

In that case, that is why you should love them.

 

[extragreen]

In that case, that is why you should love them.

You've never heard me say that I don't. moron.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

I quit those almost 45 years ago.

Yes, that is why I used the past tense.

I'm genuinely curious how that was. I'm too old now for that shit, so I have to experience it through others.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

I quit those almost 45 years ago.

Yes, that is why I used the past tense.

I'm genuinely curious how that was. I'm too old now for that shit, so I have to experience it through others.

 

[extragreen]

Yes, that is why I used the past tense.

I'm genuinely curious how that was. I'm too old now for that shit, so I have to experience it through others.

Appx 8 hour adrenaline rush with enhanced visual colors and almost everything seemed like a very happy adventure. And I could drink alcohol like a fish without getting sick. Once I was drinking tequila and chasing it with beer.

 

[MichiganHerd]

Appx 8 hour adrenaline rush with enhanced visual colors and almost everything seemed like a very happy adventure. And I could drink alcohol like a fish without getting sick. Once I was drinking tequila and chasing it with beer.

^^^sot and dope

 

[extragreen]

^^^sot and dope

I got better. You didn't.

 

[MichiganHerd]

I got better. You didn't.

I'm much better than you, and far more athletic than you. Not to mention, chicks dig me.