All I Do is Win

[riflearm2]

As I depart yet another international tour, I am forced to contemplate how I just seem to be extraordinary at any endeavor I attempt.

Even with Bumble, I’m definitely a Hall-of-Famer. In about a week’s time in Europe, I have over 850 women who have swiped right on me and are hoping that I match with them. Please note: Bumble doesn’t show my net worth nor my girth. It only shows my physical appearance while non-nude. Yet close to 1000 European slvts still want me to slay them.




And my bumble game is amazing. For instance, look at my first line to this one: Dee Snaughts? Classic. Consider this one already closed. She won’t be able to resist that type of opening line. How could any woman?





I’m also getting approached far more by women. Previously, I believe they were all too intimidated by my absurdly impressive appearance to make the first move. So why are they hitting on me now? I don’t think I’m necessarily getting better looking to lead to that. In fact, I think with age, I am less initimidating. Going from a 10 to a 9.9 has led to me getting more harems.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

I think she might be on Bumble, so I need you to hook me up with a meet and greet with Lana Del Ray. I can’t stop listening to Born to Die.

We can swap out me for you at the meet up like a wish.com meme.

In exchange I’ll get you some doxycycline to cover you for the European escapades.

 

[herdfan06]

Do you enjoy chatting with the bots?

 

[marshallisqbu]

Dee Snaughts

 

[muthed]

Rifle is becoming more narcissistic with every post.

 

[riflearm2]

Rifle is becoming more narcissistic with every post.

Phenomenal contribution to the thread! Glad you're here for all of your valuable posts.

 

[Archetype XLIV]

Rifle shitposting on Pullman from his basement with his chain mail hat on:

 

[-CarlHungus-]

@riflearm2

Is this what it’s like out there on Bumble? God bless you, man. You’re a trooper.

 

[i am herdman]

@riflearm2

Is this what it’s like out there on Bumble? God bless you, man. You’re a trooper.

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[riflearm2]

Is this what it’s like out there on Bumble? God bless you, man.

I’m not sure. She’s in her thirties. I have my search function set to 20-25 years . . . in jail if I get caught with them.

 

[Rock98Dog]

I’m not sure. She’s in her thirties. I have my search function set to 20-25 years . . . in jail if I get caught with them.

Uh, the picture in your post clearly shows a woman who is 33. Software glitch?

 

[riflearm2]

Uh, the picture in your post clearly shows a woman who is 33. Software glitch?

Those are people who like me. I can’t hide myself from age groups or who likes me. My filter only shows people in the range that I select, not the other way around. Intelligence glitch?

 

[-CarlHungus-]

Uh, the picture in your post clearly shows a woman who is 33. Software glitch?

Euro/Dollar exchange rate or a metric /standard unit calibration thing.

She’s 29 in freedom years.

 

[Rock98Dog]

I don’t know anything about those apps. I would assume you could set some kind of parameters to auto filter people that you wouldn’t be interested in even if they selected you. If not, it would be a worthwhile upgrade.

 

[riflearm2]

I don’t know anything about those apps. I would assume you could set some kind of parameters to auto filter people that you wouldn’t be interested in even if they selected you. If not, it would be a worthwhile upgrade.

Most people don’t have to worry about a lot of people, desirable or not, liking them.

For people like me with 800+ people who want to match with them within a day or two? Yeah, it would help, but we are used to overwhelmingly amounts of attention from all women.