‘Geezer, as an elder on this board, I’d like to start using you as my relationship adviser. Any guy who can nurture plants and flowers like you do is sure to have great advice on relationships, too.
I spent the last two nights in Tulsa with this gem. Knowing that 27 year old ‘tang still has a pretty long time before the expiration date, do I invite her to move to SoCal with me? Cut it off now because 27 year old drama is not worth the other benefits? Slow play it to see what her views on a second girl are?
It’s important for you to know that of all of the girls, the one I probably should have married was raised in Tulsa, so maybe I have a thing for Oklahoma girls.
I look forward to your advice, sir.