life's rough

[riflearm2]

i woke up to this text a few mornings ago. as you can see, threesomes are getting quite mundane for me. i didnt really respond much. later that evening, i responded "yes" because she had called and i didnt answer. "toy" from her is supposed to be "you."

what's next? if threesomes are stale, and a third girl doesnt seem to be add much more for me, what drug do i need to take to help out? x? coke?

 

[GK4Herd]

You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

Earl Smooter
Sweet Home Alabama

 

[i am herdman]

It is called getting old.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

What kind of savage has >300 unread messages?

Get your sh*t together, rifle.

 

[big_country90]

What kind of savage has >300 unread messages?

Get your sh*t together, rifle.

Quick...who has the 'not sure if serious' meme???

 

[-CarlHungus-]

I was serious but now I realize I'm also retarded. This is what happens when you're up all night alternating between a puking toddler and a 3 week old .

Though I swear the number of messages thing looks similar to this, I realize now it's her area code. I'm just so used to never having numbers up there and names only. I figure if someone is propositioning a 3-some, he'd at least have her name programmed into the phone.

 

[herdfan06]

I figure if someone is propositioning a 3-some, he'd at least have her name programmed into the phone.

You cannot expect him to have all of Taz's relatives programmed into his phone, can you?

 

[-CarlHungus-]

I think the lesson here is that if you want to be up all night, dull your senses, have a diminished libido, yet still be happy about your life ... You need kids.

Go and procreate, rifle.

 

[big_country90]

Valid points Carl.