I love Aruba. One of my favorite things to do there is hop on a message board under a screen name and brag about my travel itinerary, real estate and argue about Zillow accuracy.
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At 8pm on a Friday night.
You’d think he would have been at dinner surrounded by bikini models.
Or at least tell us that's what he is doing....you know like usual.
You wouldn’t do that, because that’s a once in a lifetime trip for somebody of your means. For me, it’s a 6x+ per year trip, so it’s not a big deal if I spend time online while at the beach, pool, or while waiting for the solid 9 that I am with to get ready for dinner followed by my dessert: jumbo white trouser snake accompanied by creme de rifle.
The other 9 I’ve been out with a few times over the last month just had her show on Netflix renewed for more seasons. I saw her on TMZ while I was in Aruba and told her. She wasn’t aware.
Neither are models. Both are solid 9s. The one I have waiting in the wings is a 9.5. Stunning. Classy looking. Luxury real estate agent (won’t bother with anything under $5m). You’d break your postnup just to be able to talk to her, but since she doesn’t work at Hooters, you may struggle finding anything in common with her.
If you get any older, you're going to start shooting dust and your analogy can be powdered sugar.
Lol what are these obscure Facebook messages supposed to prove?
Post a picture of you and your “9” at dinner in Aruba.
Instagram messages, not Facebook. 9s and higher tend to be models or celebrities. It supports my claim of her being another 9, as somebody who is on TMZ, which are usually celebrities, has a higher likelihood to be that level.
And I don’t post current flings. You morons have ruined that fun. But if you want stories from many years ago, including names most of you are familiar with, then that’s fair game.
Posting a G-rated picture of a dinner date is completely harmless to all parties involved. No girl on earth would mind you posting that picture.
The fact that you don’t post these pics, but do post pics of things like statues outside your hotel room and obscure texts, indicates you’re once again full of shit.
You have such a short memory. All were G rated pictures before, and it caused WWIII. The newscaster told me to never contact her again. Two of the three friends (who actually knew about each other with me), made “FBI” threats - for what? I have no idea. The hottest of them all, who is now married, was mad at first but seemed to get over it.
So yes, they do get mad even with G rated pictures when posted for the guys at the bar to make comments about.
I realize that your balls were cut off years ago thanks to the postnup, but you can still look at porn, right? Challenging me on the girls thing is dumber than all of your other failed attempts.
Well you got one thing right, it's not a big deal. That's why I've never came on here and announced multiple times I've been. You are funny, deranged but funny.
I kind of had reservations to go to Aruba. Several years ago my credit card company called me and asked if I had reserved airline tickets to Aruba along with lodging in a hotel there.
I emphatically told the company I had made no such reservations. I figure they realized I was more of a Greyhound bus and Motel 6 kind of guy.
I emphatically told the company I had made no such reservations. I figure they realized I was more of a Greyhound bus and Motel 6 kind of guy.
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Aruba is a pretty cool island. I like Grand Turk and Grand Cayman better. A lot of those Caribbean islands are beautiful and a bunch look like 3rd world countries.
Not for him, because he is far above your means.
If you're going to stay local, go to Kiawah. It's a really cool area, and you'd love the golf.
I haven't been to Turks, but I'm not a big fan of the Caymans. Beautiful water, but there isn't much green there and much of it is very Americanized.
For pure beauty in the Caribbean, it's hard to beat the natural beauty of Jamaica. It is the rare one that has more than beautiful water to look at: you can sit on the beach and see beautiful water but also see lush greenery in the mountains.
Don't tell Natalee Holloway.
Yeah, instead, you chase me around each board, try to get my attention, and think about me constantly and ask people in real life about me. Obsessed.
You are pathetic. No one chases you around. Most of us just laugh at you. Most of the time I ignore you, it's just lately it's been so fun watching Rox make a fool of you I've just had to join in.
I’m sure it could be. We make it happen usually around Christmas. This year we took the kids which which was meh.
Turks and caicos is next on my list. I’ve heard good things.
As far as beauty, Grand Turk is hard to beat. The beaches and water are beautiful. You can tell the second you arrive in Grand Cayman that this is where the offshore money goes because the infrastructure is so much better there than almost any other island, and like you said, it’s very Americanized…probably for that reason.
We’ve been to Montego Bay, Jamaica and weren’t impressed. Looking outward it’s beautiful, but turn around and look inward and it’s a 3rd world country. The people there are very sketchy too.
I believe it was Honduras that has that same natural beauty with the mountains right next to the water. It was gorgeous.
The water in all of those places is heavenly. Crystal blue water and white sand is hard to beat.
Still a few more islands to hit up (Dominican for one), but overall we’ve made our rounds pretty good over the years.
A man of my means has not but I have several friends that love Costa Rica
It's "dammit," dummy.
Years ago, I did, but I wasn't allowed to leave the airport. I had been to Colombia a few weeks earlier. When they saw that on my passport, they asked for my yellow fever vaccine papers. Huh?
Costa Rica has a handful of countries that are on their black list if you have been there within the past X days and didn't get certain vaccines. I wasn't aware of that and had to fly home many hours later. I've heard different things about the country. Even though the coasts are a short drive from each other, they are entirely different.
And by "sketchy," you mean that they had darker skin than the usual blacks you encounter, right?
I drove all over Jamaica . . . met some incredibly delightful people, one of whom I ended up sending money to so that she could get a new sign for her roadside "restaurant." One guy took the group of us (two guys, two girls) to a mountaintop guarded by machine gun toting guys. It was a giant weed farm. Piping ran up the entire mountain, crudely buried by dirt and leaves, for irrigation and drainage. They easily could have done whatever they wanted to the two attractive girls, robbed and killed us, etc. But they just wanted to show off their success.
And if you turn inward from the beach, so you can see both water and mountains, you don't see any third-worldness to it.
Is it poor in the middle of the country and many parts of Kingston? Sure. But if you're going to go to the Dominican, you're going to see worse even as you drive to/from the airport.
As soon as we stepped foot on the island, my wife and I were immediately bombarded by 30+ individuals who were doing their best to separate us. We turned around and bought an excursion. Montego Bay really isn’t that nice. I don’t know if you’ve ever been but it was the worst one we have been to by far.
We went to Curaçao the same trip we went to Aruba. That was really nice, and the colors painted all over the island are neat. Belize was cool and we took an extremely long river boat ride, but we got to see Mayan ruins, which I have wanted to do since I was a child.
40 year old woman are usually not the target of sex traffickers. Those people, like in all tourism areas in many Latin countries, are hustlers. They hustle to earn money numerous ways. I'm positive there were no bad intentions from them. These islands survive, just barely, due to tourism. If bad things happen to tourists, it cripples them. They know that. On top of that, if they had bad intentions, they'd know that their operation would be shut down quickly. If something bad happens to a tourist, police swarm that area for the considerable future.
Go to a sporting event at a venue that is located in a very bad part of a major city. It's one of the few times that you're completely safe. Why? If anything were to happen to you on a game night, police crush that area for months and shut down all of the criminals who operate in that area. The criminals don't want that. It's not worth one night of a win if it means they are shut down the rest of the nights.
The DC Nationals' old stadium was in a bad part of town (the new one has had gentrification go on, but it still has some bad sh!t right next door). On a non-game night, I'd be extremely hesitant to take the 30 minutes walk from RFK Stadium to Capitol Hill. However, on game nights, I was completely comfortable walking with a smokeshow through some really bad neighborhoods at 11 pm. Why? Because the criminals aren't stupid. If something were to happen, they'd be shut down for months as police crush that area every single night.
Same with these countries that rely on tourism.
It's wise to always be careful, but you sound like one of the OC moms who posts something in my neighborhood's Facebook group about how two guys were stalking her and her child in a Whole Foods parking lot and were definitely sex traffickers trying to to kidnap them. No, ma'am. They were staring at you because your ever expanding 36 year old camel toe in your yoga pants wasn't a good look while you were looking at Instagram and ignoring your four year daughter who was wandering through a heavily trafficked parking lot.
And if you don't like the hustlers who try to get you to buy something, you'll despise the Dominican. The hotels try to keep them away from the front of the hotel, but if you walk 10 feet down the beach, you'll get approached to buy everything from weed and coke to locally created artwork to knockoff designer bags and jewelry.
I've been. I tend to avoid any group excursions and explore what I want to see after having done research online. Jamaica has great water, but it's the food and inland beauty that does it for me. Dunn's Falls is somewhat of a tourist trap, but it's a tourist trap with a a high level of natural beauty. Driving inland through the small villages and seeing school kids and adults playing matches of soccer all over, trying the local (non tourist) food, and seeing how they live is enjoyable to me.
When you say "bad part of town," what are the demographics of that area? I feel like there are racist undertones to this language.
In major U.S. cities, bad parts of town usually have a high concentration of blacks.
In smaller cities, bad parts of town usually have a higher concentration of people living in poverty.
In Latin countries, bad parts usually have a higher concentration of immigrants.
In other foreign countries, bad parts of town usually have a higher concentration of lower educated.
The only same factor across all of those is that the bad parts of town tend to have a higher concentration of those living in poverty or below the average income level.
"Look how poor they are. This makes me happy." - rifle
They look extremely poor if you compare them to how rich Rifle pretends to be.
Interesting. Can you name these “smaller cities” where the non-blacks are committing these crimes?
2021 FBI statistics show that blacks (13% of population) are responsible for 61% of all violent crime in America.
Black women have a higher likelihood of committing murder than white or Asian men. Is that due to poverty?
My favorite part of the story was him dropping the nugget that he sent one of the poor Jamaicans money for a sign once he got home. 😂
He can’t help himself.
Wasn’t it comedian Sam Kinison who said people in poor countries should he given U-Hauls so they could move someplace else?
This isn’t even debatable… Unless you simply want to replace the word ‘black’ with the word ‘impoverished’ because they tend to be both in a lot of areas. It’s not racist at all to acknowledge statistics, or even anecdotal evidence. It’s why rifle tries to live in all white neighborhoods wherever he goes.
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