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All this rifle action from the intensive care unit

Liable to bring Sistersville back. I talked to Mrs Sistersville who happens to be the most beautiful woman in Eastern Kentucky. Janet is her name. Sistersville have that black lung going, so he has to have the oxygen tank in between strokes, but she told me back in 1979 at Louisa High School, he too ran in his underwear just like 06, but he only did so to grab his chronic at midnight and run from the cops.

TV duped me into losing hope in America

I still can't believe this election just happened. I thought we had what we wanted in America now. Liberals running everything, the warm and fuzzy story in the White House. The only channel that said anything was wrong was Fox News. I really thought they were blowing it out of proportion.

Being a shut-in, TV is my only real exposure to American culture. You mean the real world is nothing like what they show on TV? Damn, what if the real world is more in line with my way than the TV shows?

Where can a person go to experience the America that just kicked all these damn liberals to the curb? The one I'm living in sucks. It's full of pity stories for idiots and bums. Where can I watch some winners other than the SEC on CBS?

Meme Dog Passes


Kabosu, the dog behind the "doge" meme, has died at the age of 18 after enjoying more than a decade of internet fame.

The Japanese shiba inu had been suffering from leukaemia and liver disease.

We're going to let the Mexicans in

Too many people want them here. Not only the do gooders who feel sorry for them, but even the rich want them here for cheap labor. The only people who don't want them here are the redneck dinosaurs like myself who just don't want to speak Spanish and deal with a bunch of damn foreigners.

It's not just Mexicans I don't want to deal with. We've got all these Arabs here, I guess going to college. It was asking a hell of a lot to get us shaking hands with Bill Cosby. Now you want to bring in Montezuma and Bin Laden? Not to mention the Japs or Chinese chinging and chonging up many a college lecture hall.

Pot's gonna keep on meltin'. Like lines on the highway, WV will get it last.

This post was edited on 11/16 3:18 PM by Walden Pond

The $99 mistake

I had never paid much attention to my camera security system other than to call up a room image when I was out of town and received a motion notification.

Yesterday, I discovered that I could press a button and talk to the area that was covered by a camera. I clicked the unit that covers my loft and there, curled up on a pile of pillows, was my sleeping cat.

I pushed the talk button and yelled, “Hey, cat!” She immediately jumped up, proceeded toward the camera at light speed, and attacked before the unit went dark.

When I got home later in the day, the cat was again sleeping on the pillows and there were camera parts scattered across the bedroom carpet. I learned the hard way that it is not only sleeping dogs that you should let lie.
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