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Am i the champ when it comes to the most bed post markings?

Rifle talks a pretty good game, but slaying about a dozen different chicks every six months back in my prime, pretty much the entire 1990s, as well as the few years after my divorce from the Mexican woman in '08, after Pedro stole her from me.

I have to believe that I've gotten more bush than rifle over time, particularly prime bush. Granted, I've got almost 20 years on him, but just focusing on the late 90s and early 00s, I'm betting my bed posts took a better beating than his. When I was 39 in '99, I bean poled Ms Clark County, Virginia for like 16 days in a row, including riding her on the MayTag during the agitation cycle.

I have better hair than rifle, with the enormous afro and all, but he has me on the height and weight, as well as the NY accent. Thinking chicks probably dig me more due to the long ball and endurance, but that's just a guess on my part.

I can't compete with Wilt though. Guessing he had one that a typical jock strap struggled to hold the black snake indoors.

Self-Awareness

How do they lack it so much? Twice, within the same hour, he posts about his “girlfriend.” It’s your wife, moron. It’s not “cute,”
“romantic,” or “playful” to constantly and publicly refer to her as your “girlfriend.”

Plus, while taking a lot of tax money as your salary from one of the poorest states in the country, you post views from your seven-figure property. And that story is cringe-worthy.

Completely clueless about tact, emotional intelligence, and self-awareness.

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Brett Nelson

I had forgotten about this guy. GREAT player at St Albans and a former Herd assistant. Just landed an assistant role at Final Four participant NC State.

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May want to try Jersey Mike’s the next time

I was at the end of a rather long Subway (the samdwich shop, not the train) lunch line when I saw a car with New York plates pull into the parking area. Two middle aged ladies got out and stood in line behind me.

After only a few minutes, one of the ladies walked out of line to the counter where a young female employee was working as quickly as she could to feed the crowd.

I couldn’t catch the animated conversation from where I stood, but suddenly the counter girl exclaimed, “Lady, I’m not in the mood to put up with this. If you don’t like it, get the hell out!”

The lady turned and headed toward the door in a huff. . I wanted so badly to say, “And welcome to West Virginia.” I restrained myself.
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Have Any Of You Old Farts Done A Spartan Race?

Got talked into doing a Spartan race. The distance is only 5k but my shoulders aren't the greatest (injury, age, etc...) I know you can take a time penalty if you skip an obstacle but I want to avoid that at all costs if I can. I've got two months to strength train but it's honestly more about getting stronger to try & prevent injury climbing shit - I'm in my late 40's.

@riflearm2 , have you or anybody on here done one? If so, did you take a lot of wear & tear doing it?

MICHIGAN HERD ALERT: SAUSAGE TATORS EGGS

Just grilled up a mess on the flat top, listening to Meryl Haggard & Friends. Drinking a new IPA made in southern Jersey and it has a crab on the can. Heading south to Big Truck farm brewery after I power wash this dirty deck.

Hope wv-fan is safe and sound, and brushes his tooth today.

greed I would have you go with me today, had you not been a licking SNOT all day and evening.

Rachel and raoul are twerps.

Sistersville

Janet sent me some nudes while you were back in the bedroom trying to breathe. Not bad titties but wish she would trim that bush around her vagina. My Puerto Rican 🇵🇷 wife had nothing but some nice soft fuzz. She said the Appalachian women that attend 10k running events (in their underwear) let their bushes grow rampant. I need to buy some colored tube socks, hopefully camo to match my drawers since I'm planning to drive up to Harrisburg and compete for the best looking crank at the halfway point.

What is better than being in the heart of Dixie.

Normally 6 inches deep in Virginia.

But, it is going to be a big foot up some whining liberal asses. Everything woke turns to shit but, this forum won't.

Here we are trying to enjoy a holiday weekend while remember those who gave their lives for freedom.

And, then some snot nosed liberals want to crap all over the forum. I am trying to get a round in and get alerted to this.. Whar a bunch of miserable couple of people.
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Ukraine Update

Odesa is clearly on the Russians radar and they will look to take it this year(soon). If so, they will control on the southern most port city of Ukraine and will control the port where much of Ukraine export of wheat goes out, economically crippling Ukraine to a large degree. Once they control Odesa is strikes a major blow strategically, economically, and geographically to Ukraine.

Good thing that idiot Blinken was over there playing in a rock band while Ukraine is falling and hundreds of thousands(yes) of Ukrainians have died and they essentially have lost a large portion of military age fighting males. They are sending old men and yes, they are sending mentally ill people including people with down's syndrome, etc. to the war effort. That is what it is coming to.

The Russians have gotten better at war. The Ukranians have as well. But, time and manpower is not on the Ukranians side. Look for a major Russian offensive this summer(in the coming weeks, shortly) as they push towards Odesa and they are going to open main battles lines further north and to the east.

The United States has been sending weapons that were older and in our inventory. The politicians(on both sides of the aisle) have told us this was no big deal as it was old stuff we were not using. Well guess, what? Estimates have it that we are going to run out of that old inventory soon. We are at about 80% through that sending it to this proxy war in Ukraine. That means we either have to ramp up production of our military industrial complex or start sending our inventory of weapons from what our military has, particularly the US Army. Or both. NOT GOOD. We loaded Ukraine with weapons and are now running low.

US weapons systems have proven to be expensive and not totally effective for the cost.

This is turning into a debacle and the pickle is now what happens? We need weapons production. Does Russia take Odesa(likely) and then take Moldova. I

The Ukrainians will have no ability to push Russia out so what is the end game? Major Russian offensive coming soon.


We were lied to, again.
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Getting skunked by women and children

Out fishing and the women and kids are catching more. Some little girl just reeled in a nice Spanish Mackerel on a little old kid rod.

I love the South. Fishing unites. Me, women, kids, blacks. whites, Hispanics. Me getting skunked. 2 rods doesn't matter. Skunked. The Mexicans and Hondurans will keep about anything. But not like the Asiana. They keep it all. Everything.

God Bless America

Raoul fits as well in Kansas as

my cock fits into Stormy Daniels.

Raoul is a Bernie Sanders/greed like asshole who, just like greed, is nothing more than a spineless, dress wearing, commie idiot.

How many cranks did he suck to become a moderator? AOC is thinking more than her backward commie ass.

We need to annoint herdman as the official moderator, and get rid of these fat slob liberal pansies like gutless Raoul.

Bifurcation

Assuming it's approved the new spend rules for "major" college sports makes it plain non P5 DI programs need to branch off into something.
Not sure what that is, but non P5 can't be expected to compete against a pro league.

"In the new compensation model, each school will be permitted but not required to set aside up to $21 million in revenue to share with athletes per year, though as revenues rise so could the cap.

Athletes in all sports would be eligible for payments and schools would be given the freedom to decide how that money is divvied up among sports programs. Scholarship limits by sport will be replaced by roster restrictions."

I'm imagining the salaries for soccer players @ P5 schools where programs want to compete at the highest level.
It feels like Marshall found a niche and is exploiting it, but will be snuffed out by direct payments to players.

North Carolina Still Overwhelmingly Racist

This is great timing considering how some of you recently protected North Carolina as not having racism anymore. A courthouse in the state that continued to elect Jesse Helms has a monument honoring faithful slaves. You can't make this shit up.

How does something like that stand over the last - oh, I don't know - 60 years?

Enough is Enough

That little dweeb 30Cat is turning this board into shit. Even though King Rifle warned everybody, the dweeb came back with two more Fox News posts.

Just stop, dude. This schtick is really getting old. Come on moderators- don’t be a little bitch about this. Can you delete his spam? At the least, all of his threads should be turned into one. He posts articles with little input or anything new. Sick of him clogging up the board with his posts. How long until another post that has nothing to do with the thread? I usually skip his threads because they are the same thing. I thought it was just his ranting, but looking at the actual "news articles" he relies on solely for his information, I can see why he would be affected.
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